What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

How does one succeed in life?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?